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[Sep. 23rd, 2008|04:37 pm] |
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| VERY IMPORTANT MATTER PLEASE READ |
[Apr. 4th, 2008|06:16 pm] |
PLEASE BE VERY CAREFUL AND TAKE FULL NOTICE IF YOU HAVE ATTAINED AN ODD LOOKING KEYSTONE.
THE TRUTH IS THAT THERE ARE POSSIBLY 108 MALEVOLENT SPIRITS CONSOLIDATED WITHIN IT AND MAY BE THE HOLDING PLACE OF THE GREAT SPIRITOMB.
IF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF THE EXISTENCE OF SPIRITOMB PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE:
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Spiritomb
ALL BE WARY! SPIRITOMB LAY DORMANT NOW, BUT IS STILL AN EXISTING THREAT TO HUMANITY
IF ANYONE HEARS ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE KEYSTONE PLEASE REPORT IT, THIS MAY SEEM LIKE A JOKE BUT THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. |
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[Jan. 3rd, 2008|12:26 pm] |
drove the shit out of driving for the psat two days, i alone drove apprx. 14 hrs+. SLC Utah is actually full of mentally/physically retarded people. like a carnival.
played with mae shi last night, rock and rolled. everyone was stoked. made way over 100 rupees; sold a ton of merch. great show. in denver colorado. woke up to late for missouri show, dont have enough time to make the 11 hour drive, lulzies. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2007|10:35 am] |
dog on the sidewalk. dog on the side walk.
i sawwwwwwwwwwwwwww. i sawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. |
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[Sep. 16th, 2007|03:19 pm] |
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so yesterday i broke two of my fucking fingers skateboarding. wtf. i tried to do a motherfucking ollie. there is a god. he is punishing me. because i killed a cat last week. |
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| to my dearest |
[Aug. 28th, 2007|12:24 am] |
rode a hotdog log today.
saved a pothog rot sog to say
i lamed a snotgod to dead dog anyway. |
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[Jul. 28th, 2007|01:03 pm] |
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punkdaftingwasbreathtaking;lifechanging;pooplaunching. |
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[Jul. 26th, 2007|12:36 pm] |
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friday will be quite daft! |
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| Pimp Attitude Update |
[Jul. 15th, 2007|09:05 pm] |
Hello! I am Robert Hanssen,
I am currently in isolation for 23 hours a day for the rest of my life with no chance of parole, because i was selling government secrets for at least fifteen years!
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[Jul. 2nd, 2007|07:03 pm] |
my car was smoking yesterday and now it does not drive! mother and father are furious! my balls have shot back up into my stomach and i feel infantile again! goodness gracious! but now i have a new car. its the same car mark johanensburg drives, its a clunker but its also ghetto as fuck! you know, the cool kind. the emilio estrada kind. you know. you know. you know. you know.
ill see you when i drive by your house in my new car tonight while your sleeping. |
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[Jun. 13th, 2007|12:27 pm] |
guess what i just got. new fuckin favorite.
highest speed stat EVER (if it can survive a hit)
  most interesting and brutally exhausting defense (wondergaurd!) |
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[May. 23rd, 2007|02:12 pm] |
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Uhhh, bitch. yeaaahhhh. nahhhh nahhhhhhhhhh nahhh nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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[Apr. 3rd, 2007|08:44 pm] |
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oh today was nice, but im having this odd pain on the side of my left arm. it seems some sort of appendage is growing from it. it looks like a small writhing wormy finger, but I cannot place a name for it. it wriggles around at the most inconvenient times, and often gets caught on things i walk past. it is small and wrinkled and comparable to a boneless finger. how odd this ! The doctor says there are too many risks to cutting off such a thing (arteries or roots or somthing) without first inspecting it. he couldn't name the creature, he had never seen such a sight in his life! i will be going to the college soon to see if it is cancerous--but such a tumor cannot exist! the whole staff has been flustered upon the sight of my left arm. to think a sole moving entity growing from thine own limb! |
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[Feb. 14th, 2007|11:34 am] |
happy slamentines day
fathers and daughters |
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[Feb. 6th, 2007|12:59 am] |
And so say I, "Let poop flow forth, and bowels be freed."
And in that instant, monolithic masses of defecation sprung forth and concaved the land about the peasants.
What wonder had struck! They fled and rejoiced and collected the godly salt, tearing away from their neighbor's hands the very soil that had soiled thier village in a dizzying frenzy. Buildings lay crumbled from the mass, and hundreds lay dead in my stinking wake.
Manners aside, the place was a shit storm. |
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